Dear Investigator Bacon,

Suppose for a moment, if you will, what would
befall a society with no etiquette. The vision is
terrifying to the mind. Now suppose for a moment, if
you will, what would befall an investigator with no
etiquette. Does this vision terrify you?

Obdurate as you are, you must still realize that
manners are the issue here. Appreciate the fact that
your fee is still contingent upon solving this case
with civility! And I do put the emphasis on solve
here!

Little do you understand the subtleties of
communicating with your fellow beings. Must you insist
on ruffling the feathers of all you meet?

Vacuous accusations to besmirch the character of
these upstanding letterboxers lead me to believe that
you have no clue as to the direction you are headed.

Emphatically, I implore you once again, to use
finesse in your speech. Do learn to think before you
speak!

Truly,

Ms. Emily Post







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