Dear Investigator Bacon,

Etiquette, it is all about etiquette! I have
employed you to find the culprit of a crime; a crime
of such magnitude, that its very loss is having a
negative influence on the letterboxing community.

May I suggest that you concentrate on just what
the implications of this crime are? The guilty parties
at this very moment are creating havoc in society. The
missing Store of Good Manners must be found and
returned to its proper location! Someone must have
word that can solve this case!

Investigator Bacon, have you done your footwork?
All of your suspects, thus far, have proven themselves
to be of impeccable character and have presented
examples of proper etiquette in their search for
letterboxes.

Lapse not in the duties for which you were hired.
The fate of letterboxes everywhere is in your hands.
The culprit must be found!

You surely must realize the importance of your
responsibilities in this matter. I have received your
latest expense request. Should you really continue the
search for good manners in clubs?

Truly,

Ms. Emily Post






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