Wow, lady, you really know how to hurt a guy. Speaking
out in a public forum in regards to our payment
arrangement is not what I would consider very kosher.
What do you have to say about yourself on this one?

Just for your information, dogs can be of much benefit
here. Ever hear of Dude the Wonder Dog and his
sidekick Hikers & Hounds? Bet the Dude could find
anything! Word has it that he finds the letterboxes,
not the H&H. She is too busy trying to set the world,
or at least New Jersey, on fire.

On second thought, this shady pair could very well be
responsible for a crime of this magnitude. Hikers &
Hounds, the diabolical duo! If this is the case, I am
afraid the Store might be up in smoke. The Dude, well,
he would cover his own tracks in this matter. Perhaps
I can get him to howl out a few words. How much do
doggie treats cost these days? Here doggie doggie,
dessert is ready.

Sincerely,

Investigator Francis Bacon




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