Dear Investigator Bacon,

Shocking, simply shocking! Investigator Bacon,
did you not promise that you would use the utmost
manners in contacting your suspects?

Obviously, Mr. Der Mad Stamper cannot be held
responsible for statements made while under the
influence of such an intoxicating substance as
tequila. Milk, from what I understand, does not have
the same effect. Perhaps Mr. Der Mad Stamper might
want to reconsider his choice of drinks when dining
with you. Mr. Stealthboxxer and Mr. Der Mad Stamper
both, although on the crude side, seem to be fine
upstanding men, with a fine sense of etiquette.

Let us consider all the evidence before accusing
a specific individual. Just who was guilty in this
PZKut Caper of which you speak? Is this personage of
any worth to consider?

Venture forward with a little more finesse, sir.
After all, your fee is contingent upon solving this
crime in a civil manner.

Eventually, I am quite certain, justice will
prevail. However, until that time, there are dangers
to be avoided.

Truly,

Ms. Emily Post








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